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1. Name of the medicinal product

TWITTIVIR 5% w/w cream

2. Qualitative and quantitative composition

TWITTIVIR 5% medical grade w/w cream (cis:trans isomer 95:5)

3. Pharmaceutical form

Cream for topical application (usually to the finger tips).

4. Clinical particulars

 4.1 Therapeutic indications

TWITTIVIR 5% w/w cream is indicated for the treatment of Anemic Network Infection, Grant Blood Clot, Publication Circulatory Virus and Altmetric Intestinal Flu

4.2 Posology and method of administration

TWITTIVIR 5% w/w cream is suitable for adults, children of 13 years  of age and above, and the elderly. TWITTIVIR 5% w/w cream is for external use only and should not be applied to broken skin, mucous membranes or near the eyes.

4.3 Contraindications

TWITTIVIR 5% w/w cream is contra-indicated in subjects with known hypersensitivity to the product and its components. (group 1)

TWITTIVIR 5% w/w cream is contra-indicated in highly obsessive subjects. (group 2)

TWITTIVIR 5% w/w cream is strongly contra-indicated in subjects that cannot resist a Twitter spat with Louise Mensh. (group 3)

4.9 Overdose

There are rare cases of overdosage of TWITTIVIR 5% w/w cream, usually in patients from group 3 above. The effects can be serious, leading to grumpiness and even, in extreme cases (in parents), child neglect. In such cases, the treatment should be immediately stopped.